The Apprentice

Persuaded by Mrs Scady to watch The Apprentice last night. I have never seen so many arrogant, incompetent, loathsome, grotesque, dunderheaded narcissists in the same place at the same time. It was nauseating and totally unbelievable; these preening, wannabe entrepreneurs supposedly receive a telephone call at 4.30 in the morning telling them that they will be picked up in 20 minutes. Ridiculous. It would take most of them twice that time to put their make-up on, let alone get out of bed, get dressed and smile for the cameras. My first poo of the day takes at least 20 minutes.

I will, of course, be watching again next week.