So who is Colin Scady?
First of all, no one calls him Colin. To his long-suffering wife and his one friend (the landlord at the Old Dog & Duck) he is simply known as Scady.
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He attended Bournemouth University as a mature student and somehow gained a BA (Hons). Whilst there he also gained a reputation for being a know-it-all and a drunk.
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This is Scady’s first website. He has, however, written five books, all of which remain unpublished while the manuscripts gather dust on the shelves of his ramshackle house on the Dorset coast. He lives there with his long-suffering wife.
Scady likes to spend time criticising others and striving for unpopularity wherever he goes. At one time he was a member of his local Parish Council and unsurprisingly six other members resigned on the day he was appointed. He is a thorn in the side of everyone he meets.
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It is no coincidence that Scady has several ex-wives and that he spent 20 years living alone, getting to know his unfortunate self. As you will by now have gathered, he is a bigoted megalomaniac and a spiteful misanthrope. His cup is always half empty and he spends his life ‘looking for the bad’ in others. When asked to describe her husband Mrs Scady said, “He is bossy, opinionated, mean-spirited, offensive, embarrassing and hell to live with. In all other ways he is the perfect husband.”
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Scady’s fashion sense is widely ridiculed in the local area. His trademark look is zip-off trousers which he proudly unzips and then smiles like the cat that’s got the cream. If two colours clash then he will be wearing them; his style is entirely idiosyncratic and lacks that certain Je ne sais quoi. He likes nothing more than to be noticed and welcomes attention of any kind.
He is hoping that this website will bring him admirers from across the UK, and possibly the world. He is deluded.